Thursday, June 14, 2012

Another Griff Mis-Hap...

I have another crazy tale for all you Griff followers!
Now...before you read this, make sure you read it with a strong tummy...your gonna need it- it's most definitely gross.
It happened yesterday afternoon and I am still "sick" about it.
We had a busy day, all day. When we got home from taking Mac to football class and Lilly to gymnastics, Griff and I started dinner. He likes to help me cook. He decided to go in the back yard and play not too long after dinner was cooking.
I let him out on our patio and went back to the stove to stir the food. I went right back out to check on him  and found him with a half-eaten, dead bird in his mouth...YES...guts and all. I FREAKED! I immediately grabbed his face/cheeks and squeezed his mouth open and started digging it all out of his mouth. I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT. It was soooo GROSS...I was gagging the entire time and he was kicking and screaming at me the whole time. I had no idea if he had swallowed any of it...I was just sick...and worried.
Our cat, Snickers, catches birds or snakes from time to time and then brings them up to the patio and proudly lays them there...like she is to receive an award or something. I DIDN'T see the bird when I let Griff out there.
I swear...this kid is gonna do me in.
After I cleaned out his mouth as best as I could and things settled down, I put him in his chair for dinner. When I gave him his food, he tossed it aside and screamed NO!
So, he would rather eat a raw, disgusting, dead bird- 
I must be a terrible cook.
He went to bed without much dinner...I think.
I have had kids eat dirt, paper, glue, chap-stick....but a dead bird??
This is the first for me! I was worried about him all night, thinking he was going to get sick.
He is fine and dandy and I am going insane-
LOL!
Hope you all get a good laugh out of this one (0:

1 Comments:

Blogger Kelsey said...

That is terribly disgusting. I shall henceforth never complain about Robert's shenanigans.

Monday, June 18, 2012  

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